If JESUS IS ALIVE NOW, INSTEAD OF 2000 YEARS AGO, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE DONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD??!! I HEARD AND READ A LOT ABOUT HIM; I READ A LOT !!! MADE RESEARCH!! even met Jehovah's Witnesses! YEAP! WASTED SOME VALUBLE TIME there…(SMOKING, WATCHING TV, CATCHING A MOVIE, SITTIN’ DOIN’ NOTHING…)
SOME SAY HE’S A F***IN’ JEW [EXCUSE MY FRENCH], OTHERS SAY HE’S A GODDAMN PALESTINIAN! EVEN SOME OTHERS [ AN ECCENTRIC Psychopathic LEBANESE So-called POET WITH A BAD ATTITUDE AND even WORST HAIR- SAEED AKL FROM ZAHLE AND A lunatic SELF PROCLAIMED NAZI-HISTORIAN: MEY EL-MURR FROM MOUNT LEBANON] ASSUME THAT JESUS SPENT HIS LIFE IN SOUTHERN LEBANON ROAMING AROUND QANA, MARCHING TO SAIDA WITH GERMAN TOURISTS AND SPENDING SLEEPLESS HOURS IN THE COFFEE SHOPS OF TYRE ENJOYING HUMMOS AND TABBOULEH AND SMOKING HUBBLE BUBBLE by the Mediterranean! making other Lebanese get wasted from mere water [he used to change it to wine YOU KNOW!!!… hilarious bastard !!!
]. ACCORDING TO THEM, HE’S NOT A JEW NOR A PALESTINIAN BUT a 100% LEBANESE, PURE Phoenician (not even an Arab… Whatsoever ).
I HEARD THAT HE USED TO CURE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, KIND OF, CHANGE WATER TO WINE! HEAL THE SICK! UNBLIND THE BLIND! WAKE up THE DEAD!! OH! YEAH! ALL THESE ARE CALLED ACTIONS OF A SUPREME POWER, ACTs OF GOD- MIRACLES !
So assuming that spent most of his leisure time playing backgammon in Abra (East Saida), performing “walking on the water” trick in Sarafand Beach and also performing the same ol’ trick of turning water into wine and enjoying smoked salmon in AL-Istiraha Tyre [according to Mey Al-Murr]; he’ll return back here, THE LEBANON, maybe we’d have a more decent football team, hell!! maybe we’ll compete for the Asian Cup Tournament! even maybe- listen to this- we’ll win a couple of matches against Thailand and Mongolia! now wouldn’t that be a MIRACLE!
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